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Re: Poza zilei

Postby jomil » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:33 am

Ce dragute. Pai sunt asa multe vagaboande in Barcelona?!

Chiar, citisem pe net cand ma documentam despre oras, ca pe treptele unei cladiri din Barcelona se aduna pisicile. Sau era un parc, nu mai stiu. Din pacate nu am putut sa vizitez acest obiectiv turistic, pen ca nu m-am luptat destul de tare. E un regret pe care il port inca in suflet...
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:50 am

In oras nu. Pe Montjuic sunt o gramada, dar ala-i ditamai dealul cu parcuri si zone nelocuite. Iar alea de pe Montjuic sunt mai jumulite. Si mai e un teren viran pe langa blocul meu, pe unde-si faceau veacul vreo 2-3, le facusera oamenii un mic adapost.

Alea pe care le-am pozat nu prea aratau a pisici vagaboande. Erau la Maternitate, un tip de spital gen Colentina cu multe pavilioane raspandite intr-un parc. Si astea stateau toate la soare langa o cladire si se uitau condescendent la mine. Cred ca sunt mascotele colectivului la cat de bine aratau (era sa fac o gluma ca se stie ca placentele sunt hranitoare, dar nu e potrivit).
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby jomil » Sat Feb 21, 2015 4:39 am

ai nimerit bine. Tocmai manac ceva...:)))
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby marmotul » Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:27 pm

O poza pentru userii cu probleme erectile sau pentru userele cu probleme de fertilitate:
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby marmotul » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:30 pm

misto tricoul
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby mihai_525 » Wed Mar 04, 2015 3:03 pm

e ostatic isis omg
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby Phat Skidz » Fri Mar 06, 2015 12:43 pm

and in the eyes of the jackal i say kaboom

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby pc7 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:44 pm

"mania grandorii daca n-o ai, la medicina ce cauta n-ai " vlad s.
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby marmotul » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:46 am

asta cand nu sunt ocupati cu violurile.
chiar ma mir ca s-au adunat asa multi indieni la un loc si n-au pus-o si ei de un viol mic...
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:52 am

erau numai barbati.

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby Chingachgook » Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:29 am

retardat mai e marmotul sa moara pichi

a apucat sa ii spuna muma pe nu stiu ce topic ca exagereaza cu aluziile sexuale la indieni si acuma crede ca e amuzant daca insista cu asta.
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby jomil » Wed Mar 25, 2015 1:37 pm

da, ca tu esti tare dezvoltat sa il pomenesti mereu
zici ca ai o obsesie...
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby marmotul » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:16 pm

andy gavrilescu wrote:erau numai barbati.

presupun ca erau si ceva profesoare inauntru, nu?
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby alimori » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:15 pm

Asa se rezolva cand iti ploua in casa. Pt pata aia mica m-am agitat.
Nu se anunta ploi un urmatoarele zile, dar sper sa se grabeasca totusi sa astupe pana la Paste (doar 4 zile lucratoare pana atunci).
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby numeprenume » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:40 pm

ce mica-i sfoara aia!

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:11 pm

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby alimori » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:08 am

andy, esti in urma cu jared ala.
http://www.elmundo.es/album/yodona/2015/03/07/54f9c91de2704ebd468b458d_7.html

ma duc sa ma uit la filmul ala rusesc, "intoarcerea", o sa pot dormi dupa?

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:57 am

stiu, stiu, e pt rolul joker.
ce inseamna melena?

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:29 am

inseamna kwaie
e pentru rolul de soprana din urmatorul film (in poza repeta aria principala)
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby alimori » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:57 pm

andy gavrilescu wrote:stiu, stiu, e pt rolul joker.
ce inseamna melena?


inseamna coama.

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:09 pm

stiam eu ca kwaiele sunt cojones.

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Fri May 08, 2015 9:40 am

W T F ???!!
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Fri May 08, 2015 10:31 am

Nu vezi ca e gravida? Fiecare cu cate un bagaj

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Fri May 08, 2015 11:10 am

Asa crezi tu ca fac femeile gravide, Andy?! :shock:
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Re: Poza zilei

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Fri May 08, 2015 11:41 am

Cum fac frate femeile gravide?

Ce fashionist e janos

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Fri May 08, 2015 11:42 am

sunt normale frate, nu sunt handicapate
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Fri May 08, 2015 11:50 am

Ihi, dar cand e de stat la o coada sunt speciale.

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Fri May 08, 2015 11:57 am

Pentru un medic, ar trebui sa ai mai multe cunostinte despre lucrurile de care e nevoie se fereasca o gravida si de care nu e nevoie.
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby Janos » Fri May 08, 2015 6:18 pm

cand vrei in UE, dar n-ai bani sa traversezi Mediterana cu barca...
http://news.yahoo.com/eight-old-smuggled-spain-suitcase-police-114020275.html
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby jomil » Sat May 09, 2015 1:59 am

Am gasit. Janos e Iulia Albu.

Mai, dar ce roti are valiza aia?
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby Melania » Sat May 09, 2015 7:06 pm

Am fost o saptamana la doi mai si vad ca discutiile de aici au esuat lamentabil in lipsa mea.

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Sat May 09, 2015 7:14 pm

altul care isi permite concedii exotice

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Sat May 23, 2015 8:24 am

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby andy gavrilescu » Sat May 23, 2015 1:47 pm

e frumos asa ceva?
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby jomil » Sat May 23, 2015 7:32 pm

indeed, e greu sa decizi daca e persiflant fata de femei sau se discrimineaza impotriva barbatilor


oare ce se intampla daca in masina sunt o femeie si un barbat, ea conduce la venire si el la plecare? sau el conduce si nu sunt locuri libere nemarcate cu frau. O lasa pe ea sa parcheze?
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby Lii » Sat May 23, 2015 10:35 pm

si femeile sunt oameni cu nevoi speciale
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Re: Poza zilei

Postby Melania » Sat May 23, 2015 10:42 pm

E pentru mama si copilu.

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Re: Poza zilei

Postby MumaPadurii » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:28 pm

Like a boss...
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